Our Pastry Case
Consult our pastry case for daily specials, baked fresh each morning. And by “consult,” we mean: buy something and eat it.
MARKET PRICE
Afternoon Tea
Available by reservation only, by 4:00 pm on the day prior; 314.241.6556
A traditional English pastime, usually served between lunch and dinner, to tide oneself over (it can also be a light lunch). One scone with jam, Devonshire cream, two tea sandwiches, assortments of small cakes and your choice of tea. Puts the mind and soul and tummy at rest if you do it right.
25 USD
Wee Tea
All of the above minus the scones for Kids up to 12
20 USD
Cream Tea
Available Anytime
Also a traditional English pastime, though a bit lighter on the tummy. You get one English scone with jam, Devonshire cream and your choice of Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Assam, Vanilla, Ceylon, Irish Breakfast or The London Cuppa. All culture shocks should taste this good.
8.75 USD
Quiche
Made with local organic eggs, these beauties are brilliant tasting with a conscience.
Manifests as: Ham & Cheddar; Quiche Lorraine; Spinach & Gruyere.
8.95 USD
Croque Madame
A fried egg laid atop smoked ham piled on Pugliese bread with melted Muenster, Gruyère & Dijon mustard.
8.95 USD
Scones
Might be called the cornerstone of our culinary array. Fluffier than cornerstone though.
Manifests as: Golden Raisin; Currant; Blueberry; Cranberry; Orange
Gluten-Be-Gone also available
2.50 USD
with Devonshire cream, 2.00 USD and/or jam, .50 USD
Fruit Cup
Seasonal fruit, our selection being subject as always to the whims and fancies of Mother Earth.
4.95 USD
Yogurt
The vanilla kind; comes with complimentary lactobacillus infusion.
2.95 USD
with Granola, 3.50 USD; with Fruit, 4.75 USD; with Fruit; Granola, 5.25 USD
The Breakfast Sandwich
Served ‘til the end of lunch
Your choice of meat with local organic egg and sharp cheddar cheese on a toasted English muffin.
Manifests as: Bacon; Ham; Sausage
4.50 USD
The Bacon Butty
This is a bacon sandwich. No more need be uttered. Served on Pugliese bread and butter. Bread can be converted to toast if required.
6.25 US
Lunch served from 11 am ‘til 2:30 pm on days Mon through Fri; Saturdays ’til 5 pm; Sundays ‘til 4pm
Attempts to secure lunchtime sustenance outside of these hours may result in us giving you “that look” and henceforth some embarrassment on your part.
We proudly serve Billy Goat Chips. You may proudly eat them for
1.25 USD
(and then humbly shake the crumbs from your pants, blouses, hipster T-shirts and leather chaps)
Also served with pride et cetera: Companion Bread
The Veggie Sandwich
Cucumber, lettuce, red onion and sharp cheddar cheese on Pugliese bread spread haphazardly with hummus. No animals were harmed during the making of this sandwich. May God on His English throne reward You.
8.95 USD
The Brie & Apple Sandwich
A generous helping of Brie, lime marmalade and tart, smack-your-face apples panini pressed lightly on Pugliese bread.
8.95 USD
The Turkey & Bacon Panini
Smoked turkey, bacon, Swiss cheese and spicy Dijon mustard panini pressed on foccacia.
8.95 USD
The Grilled 3-Cheese Sandwich
Sharp English cheddar, Swiss and chèvre cheeses cross international boundaries and melt unilaterally with caramelized onions on Pugliese bread. One frightening step closer to the New World Order and/or heartburn.
8.75 USD
The Croque Monsieur
A European café favourite. Let the continental snob within savour the succulent smoked ham piled irresponsibly upon Pugliese bread and asphyxiated in a pell-mell melting of Muenster, Gruyère and Dijon mustard. Let it congregate in your tummy with the Croque Madame you had for breakfast (see above). Maybe make a Croque Bébé.
7.95 USD
The Cheese & Branston Sandwich
A definitive English experience (the good kind). Sharp cheddar cheese and Branston Pickle on Pugliese bread and pressed panini-style.
7.95 USD
The Chicken Waldorf Sandwich
Chicken, golden raisins, walnuts, apples, pears, red onions and curry mayonnaise sauce on Pugliese bread.
Clucking delicious.
8.25 USD
Strawberry Salad
Fresh sweet strawberries tossed with mixed greens and pecans in a strawberry vinaigrette, garnished with honey goat cheese, made from the elusive wish-granting, peace-loving honey goats of Zembla. No extra charge.
8.95 USD
Apple Cheddar Salad
Tart apples, sharp English white cheddar, walnuts and mixed greens tossed barbarically, without mercy in a walnut vinaigrette dressing.
8.95 USD
Chicken Waldorf Salad
Chicken, golden raisins, walnuts, apples, pears, red onions and curry mayonnaise sauce on a bed of lettuce. Note for history buffs: some believe it was for this dish that brave Sir Robin nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol.
8.25 USD
Soup
Our soups are home made by The Royal We. Yay for Us. But also: Yay for You, because they're quite brilliant. Creamy Tomato Soup is served daily along with one ever-changing Soup-of-the-Day; a brothy manifestation of Heraclitean Flux. Ask for our daily selection. Ask nicely and use your inside voice.
Bowl, 5.50 USD; Cup, 3.95 USD
1/2 & 1/2
Take two halves of either salad, sandwich and/or soup and unite them into Oneness. Then pay us:
8.95 US
Fin