Our Pastry Case
Consult our pastry case for daily specials, baked fresh each morning. And by “consult,” we mean: buy something and eat it.
MARKET PRICE
Afternoon Tea
{Available by Reservation Only}
314.241.6556
A traditional English pastime, usually served between lunch and dinner, to tide oneself over (it can also be a light lunch). One scone with jam & Devonshire cream, small sandwiches, assortments of small cakes and your choice of tea all served on our Burleigh china.
Puts the mind and soul and tummy at rest if you do it right.
Afternoon Tea for One: 22.00 US
Afternoon Tea for Two: 40.00 US
Cream Tea
{Available Anytime}
Also a traditional English pastime, though a bit lighter on the tummy. You get two English scones with jam & Devonshire cream and your choice of tea.
All culture shocks should taste this good.
Cream Tea for One: 12.00 US
Served All Day
Quiche
“You don’t spell it, son. You eat it.”*
Eat it indeed.
2-3 varieties available daily, wholly dependent upon the ever-changing taste bud zeitgeist of the collective unconscious. Don’t ask us how we know.
5.25 US
Scones
Might be called the cornerstone of our culinary array. Fluffier than cornerstone though. Choose from our daily variety. Or don’t choose. Have one or ten of each. We’re not here to judge.
2.25 US
{add Devonshire cream & jam: 9.95 US}
{add lemon curd for 1.00 US}
Fruit Cup
Seasonal fruit (organic as available), our selection being subject as always to the whims and fancies of Mother Earth.
3.75 US
Yogurt
The organic vanilla kind. Breakfast of champions. Not Olympic champions, actually. Just your average work-a-day champions.
2.95 US
{Add granola: 3.95 US}
{Add fruit: 4.95 US}
{Add fruit & granola: 5.95 US}
{Add Maine Lobster: 27.95 US}
Served from 11am ‘til 2 pm.
Attempts to secure lunchtime sustenance outside of these hours may result in us giving you “that look” and henceforth some embarrassment on your part.
the Waldorf Chicken Sandwich
Curry chicken salad on Vienna white bread featuring sliced apples, pears, grapes, golden raisins, red onions, walnuts and celery. Served with gourmet crisps (chips).
7.00 US
{substitute fruit cup for 2.00 US}
the Brie & Apple Sandwich
Brie and tart apples with lime marmalade panini pressed lightly on organic white bread. Served
with gourmet crisps (chips).
7.00 US
{substitute fruit cup for 2.00 US}
{substitute an additional sandwich for 7.00 US}
the Turkey & Bacon Panini
Smoked turkey + bacon + sharp cheddar + spicy Dijon mustard on foccacia all melted on a panini. Served with gourmet crisps (chips).
7.00 US
{substitute fruit cup for 2.00 US}
{substitute the Stanley Cup for 2,500,000.00}
the Summer Veggie
Crisp romaine + juicy tomatoes + cucumbers + sharp English cheddar + hummus on organic honey wheat bread. Refreshing and healthy! No animals were harmed during the making of this sandwich. May God on His English throne reward you. Served with gourmet crisps (chips).
7.00 US
{substitute fruit cup for 2.00 US}
{substitute a full slab of ribs for 19.00}
the Croque Monsieur
A European cafe favourite. Smoked ham piled upon organic white bread with melted Muenster & Gruyere + Dijon mustard. Served with gourmet crisps (chips).
7.00 US
{substitute fruit cup for 2.00 US}
{substitute teach for extra US cash}
Our Salads have vim, vigor and vinaigrette.
You don’t have these salads.
They have you.
Spinach Strawberry Salad
Fresh sweet strawberries tossed with organic mixed greens + pecans in a strawberry vinaigrette and garnished with honey goat cheese. Sweet and refreshingly refreshing. And if you hold the cheese it's vegan-ready.But if you hold onto anything you'll lose it. Your call.
7.00 US
French Cheese Salad
Organic garden lettuce + figs + pears + toasted almonds + Gruyere tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette. Also available by its street name, The Bardot: the cheesiest, Frenchiest French cheese ever.
7.00 US
Apple Cheddar Salad
Tart apples + bold, sharp English white cheddar + walnuts + organic mixed greens tossed in walnut
vinaigrette dressing. Fret not! Tossed gingerly, lovingly, tenderly - we love your Apple Cheddar Salad even more than you do. It’s our baby.
7.00 US
Soup
All of our Soups are hand made by us in our own kitchen. Yay for us! But also: yay for you because they're really, really good. Soups change daily - a brothy depiction of Heraclitean Flux. Bowls are served with a cheese scone. So they’ve got that going for them. Which is nice.
Ask for our daily selection.
May include, but not limited to:
Creamy Tomato
Creamy Pumpkin
Broccoli & Cheddar
Baked Potato
Astronaut Ice Cream & Braunchweiger
Bowl: 4.95 US
Cup: 2.95 US
1/2 + 1/2
Take two halves of either salad, sandwich, quiche and/or soup and unite them into Oneness. Then pay us: 7.00 US
Fin