Our Pastry Case
Consult our pastry case for daily specials, baked fresh each morning. And by “consult,” we mean: buy something and eat it.
MARKET PRICE
Afternoon Tea
{ Served from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm days Tues - Fri and from 2:00 pm to 4:00 pm on days Sat - Sun. Available by Reservation Only, by 4:00 pm the day prior }
314.241.6556
A traditional English pastime, usually served between lunch and dinner, to tide oneself over (it can also be a light lunch). One scone with jam & Devonshire cream, two sandwiches, assortments of small cakes and your choice of tea all served on our Burleigh china.
Puts the mind and soul and tummy at rest if you do it right.
Afternoon Tea for Zero: 0.00 US
Afternoon Tea for One: 22.00 US
Afternoon Tea for Two: 40.00 US
Cream Tea
{Available Anytime}
Also a traditional English pastime, though a bit lighter on the tummy. You get one English scone with jam & Devonshire cream and your choice of tea.
All culture shocks should taste this good.
Cream Tea for One: 7.50 US
{ Add .50 for Premium teas }
Served All Day
Quiche
“You don’t spell it, son. You eat it.”*
Eat it indeed.
2-3 varieties available daily, wholly dependent upon the ever-changing taste bud zeitgeist of the collective unconscious. Don’t ask us how we know.
{ Ham + Cheddar: 6.25 US · Quiche Lorraine: 6.25 US
Spinach + Gruyere (made with local organic eggs from Kingsdale Farm in New Haven, MO: 7.25 US }
Scones
Might be called the cornerstone of our culinary array. Fluffier than cornerstone though. Choose from our daily variety. Or don’t choose. Have one or ten of each. We’re not here to judge.
2.50 US
{ add Devonshire cream: 2.00 US and/or jam: .50 US }
Fruit Cup
Seasonal fruit, our selection being subject as always to the whims and fancies of Mother Earth.
3.50 US
Yogurt
The vanilla kind. Breakfast of champions. Not Olympic champions, actually. Just your average work-a-day champions. You.
2.75 US
{ Add granola: 3.25 US }
{ Add fruit: 3.95 US }
{ Add fruit & granola: 4.75 US }
{ Add Maine Lobster: 27.95 US }
The Breakfast Sandwich
{ Served ‘til end-of-lunch-hours }
Your choice of meat + egg + sharp English cheese on a toasted English muffin or a decidedly un-English bagel.
{ Sausage: 3.25 US · Ham: 3.75 US · Bacon: 3.75 US }
The Bacon Butty
In essence, a bacon sandwich. In actuality, it’s also a bacon sandwich.
Served on pugliese bread and butter. Bread can be converted to toast if required.
{ Half (coward!) 3.25 US · Whole (glutton!): 6.25 US
{ Served from 11 am ‘til 2:30 pm on days Tues through Fri + ’til 3:00 pm on days Sat + Sun }
Attempts to secure lunchtime sustenance outside of these hours may result in us giving you “that look” and henceforth some embarrassment on your part.
{ Add Billy Goat crisps (chips) to any lunch for .50 US · Add fruit salad for 2.00 US
Add 30 minutes in our opium den, wherein you may "Ride the Dragon" for 300.00 US }
Veggie Sandwich
English cucumber + lettuce + red onion + sharp cheddar cheese on pugliese bread spread with
hummus. No animals were harmed during the making of this sandwich. May God on His English throne reward You.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
the Brie & Apple Sandwich
Brie + tart, naughty little apples + lime marmalade panini pressed lightly on pugliese bread.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
the Turkey & Bacon Panini
Smoked turkey + bacon + Swiss + spicy Dijon mustard on foccacia all melted on a panini press.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
Grilled 3-Cheese Sandwich
Sharp English cheddar + Swiss + chèvre cheeses + caramelized onion all melted together on pugliese bread.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
the Croque Monsieur
A European café favourite. Smoked ham piled upon pugliese bread with melted Muenster + Gruyère + Dijon mustard.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
the Cheese & Branston Sandwich
An English experience. Sharp cheddar cheese + Branston Pickle on
pugliese and pressed.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
the Chicken Waldorf Sandwich
Chicken + golden raisins + walnuts + apples + pears + red onions + curry mayonnaise sauce on pugliese bread.
7.95 US / 4.95 US for half
Our Salads have vim, vigor and vinaigrette.
You don’t have these salads.
They have you.
Observe:
Strawberry Salad
Fresh sweet strawberries tossed with mixed greens + pecans in a strawberry vinaigrette and garnished with honey goat cheese. Sweet and refreshingly refreshing. And if you hold the cheese it's vegan-ready.But if you hold onto anything you'll lose it. Your call.
7.95 US / 4.50 US for half
Apple Cheddar Salad
Tart apples + bold, sharp English white cheddar + walnuts + mixed greens tossed in walnut
vinaigrette dressing. Fret not! Tossed gingerly, lovingly, tenderly - we love your Apple Cheddar Salad even more than you do. It’s our baby.
7.95 US / 4.50 US for half
Chicken Waldorf Salad
Chicken with golden raisins, walnuts, apples, pears, red onions and a curry mayonnaise sauce on a bed of lettuce.
7.95 US / 4.50 US for half
Soup
All of our Soups are hand made by us in our own kitchen. Yay for us! But also: Yay for you! (because they're really, really good.)
Our Creamy Tomato Soup is served daily along with one ever-changing Soup-of-the-Day; a brothy depiction of Heraclitean Flux.
Bowls are served with a slice of focaccia bread. So they’ve got that going for them, which is nice.
Ask for our daily selection. Ask nicely.
Soup-of-the-Day may include, but is certainly not limited to:
Creamy Pumpkin
Broccoli + Cheddar
Bacon + Lentil
Baked Potato
Astronaut Ice Cream + Braunchweiger
Bowl: 4.95 US
Cup: 3.45 US
1/2 + 1/2
Take two halves of either salad, sandwich and/or soup and unite them into Oneness. Then pay us:
7.95 US
Fin