THE LONDON TEA ROOM was founded in 1997 Anno Domini by two (2) homesick Brits who had a vision to open, and keep open, a tea room like those from back home (Londonish) that they so missed: a gathering place for those who enjoy gathering in places, where the highest quality teas were sold and served and one could find a touch of style and substance to add a spit polish to their grim, Kafkaesque existence; where pots of tea were steeped to perfection, the highest standard of loose leaf teas coud be purchased with the appropriate coinage, pastries and afternoon were served to folks as if they deserved them, and paper cups were, as they have always been, of the devil. If you are reading this, then the LTR still exists, has been in fact kept open, and is currently owned and run pell-mell and slipshod by three (3) people and one (1) Dickensian spectre. They are as follows: Jackie, Anna, Pat, [unidentifi-ed/able spectre]. That is all. LTR out.
Mr. Darcy would like to thank all you ladies out there for your tireless efforts to get him selected once again as employee of the month.